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If any of you happen to read the comment made on my last post by “Tommay Dawg” you’ll see an advestisment for another wordpress now althouhg i know these people and it sa good wordpress they haven’t made a decent post in ages other then jake making repectful short posts about shit he finds on the internet. Overall if you feel the need to advertise using my wordpress go ahead just make it interesting and make it good. now the past few days many things have happened to me, my bother keeps going on about his epic “TEXT WAR!!” note the EPIC basicly it started with his friend finally reading the maximum limit of Red Bull you are allowed to drink, it’s 1.5 FYI he asked my brother to guess how many he drank, my brother guessed ’6′ he was correct, and my brother went onto say that he was starting at his friend through his bedroom window, however his friend was not n his room he was at UNIVERSITY! So to cover up my brother wnet onto say that there was a hot chick in his friend’s room, and he said he was going to have sexual relations with her on his bed and make a real bad mess, but his friend said he couldn’t have sexual relation with the said hot chick on his bed due t the fact he would have to sleep in yonder bed later that evening, and was told to do it on the lawn, my brother went on to say that his ‘package’ doesn’t work well in the cold, and his friend said “oh so your pussy doesnt work in the cold”, to recover my brother said “at leats i get to have lesbian sex with you have to dance with Mr Righty, his friend then said “If By Mr Righty You Mean YOUR MOTHER” and it was a total burn on my brother, now he is alleged to have a vagina like a female and to have our mother been fornicated by his friend.

Moving on, so at school wehave been getting a fuckload of assigments ( if you want to know what a fuckload is you can type into Google Images for a good time) and so i have been absolutly swamped, but not enough so that i can waste time making a fucking long blog post. Anyway assignments for soem reason are supopsed to be pretty important especcially in grade 11 (the one i’m in) but i dont want to do them so i half arse it, for my pe assignment i found a relevant assignemnt i did a couple years ago and just put it straight into my assignment and that how i made the word limit and after failing my last English assignment i need to kick it up a notch or transfer to a class with a crappier teacher then what i crrently have and become stupider. Speaking of my english teacher he is awesome, he is funny and he is sarcastic, a bit like me, he also looks a bit my Waylon Smithers from the Simpsons, and we proved this today. However he decided to provoke me by saying that I am like Edna Krabappel (That’s Correct Spelling Too I looked it up) with me sarcastic HA! luagh and i apprenly have the same hairdo, which i do not believe i do, anyway he’s an awesome teacher because he usually makes fun of everyone expcet me but i can take it be I’m a MAN.

My Guitar Teacher Quoted me today, with what I said in my last post, one of the lines ‘If you happen to find a spelling mistakes don’t hesitate to GET OVER IT’ or something like that i’m not going to quote myself exactally, he found this hilarious and i found it hilarious that i had a free guitar lesson, i might pay him bakc or i might just shut up because we did barely anything, as usual.

Tom, Luke and I had a rap battle this afternoon, not orginial raps but those of other artists, he spun off some song , and Luke and I came through with a ‘What A Great Night’ – Hilltop Hoods, rebuttle followed up by some Eminem. Basically we won because there was two of us and i can rap like a GOD.

So now that i am bored i will finish up this post also beacsue i am meeting my lovely girlfriend Kaitlyn in about 15 minutes so Adious Amigos

if thats wrong I don’t care.